tryna get the teachers attention like
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
turn on: when your phone is on 100%
what kind of an attempt was that even
it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
me: schools hard
parents: well when i was in schoo-